Lana Turner
● A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Laurence J. Peter
● An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.
● Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
● The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.

Lazarus Long
● Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.

La Rochefourauld
● We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.

Lewis Perelman
● “Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.”

Linus Pauling
● The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.

Lou Holtz
● Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.

Lucille S. Harper
● “The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.”

Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889-1951)
● “I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.”